Congratulations Prince and Princess. Make sure to call me up whenever
you need a nanny. I’d gladly cross the pond whenever
it is convenient for you all.
As a rule, I absolutely never follow celebrities.
They are the exception. It started when Prince William
was absolutely the only famous person( or any person
as far as I know) that shares my birthday. In the history
of ever. It culminated when he married a girl with a supremely classy sense
of style. It is rather embarrassing how loud I gasped when
I read the announcement on the morning news.
Susanna: ” Guess what. The duke and duchess are going to
have a baby!”
Sarah:” Is that what I heard you squeal about this morning… all
the way in my room.”
Susanna: *head of shame*
Yah guys, I’m embarrassingly excited.
She is gonna rock those maternity clothes.
I am also embarrassingly fond of maternity clothes.
But you didn’t need to know that.